• Me: should i get a life or watch another tv series
  • 1: i'd fuck u hard over a table
lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

Cleansed by Ericson Martinez